Honey Bunches of Oats Breakfast Biscuits Chocolate Chip: $3.99/Box of 5/Kroger

honeybunchesoats_chocchip (3)There’s no way around these being compared to Belvitas – they’re roundey rectangles, they’re crunchy, they’re 4 to a pack. Then the similarities end. Honey Bunches of Oats Breakfast Biscuit Chocolate Chip is awful. It’s like what I imagine a piece of driftwood tastes like that’s been sitting on the beach in the sun for too long, getting harder and drier, and then a crab comes along and poops tiny dots of chocolate chips on it. And sure, now I’m craving crabcakes, in some perverse way b/c morning is the last time that I ever think about fishy food. But I would rather eat a tuna egg and cheese melt Croissan’wich, the new hybrid that I will propose to McDonalds, than eat one of these terrible “biscuits.” Maybe w/ the name biscuit I’m supposed to dunk this into tea thereby making it softer? Joanna just ran off w/ the 3 remaining biscuits in the packet, w/ the keen crumb-gnawing observation that they’re just like crunchy cookies. 1/5

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