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Luna Dark Chocolate Hazelnut: $1/Kroger

Thar’s gold in dem dar hills, GOLD I tells you, GOLD! I came so close to doing the 1920’s gold prospector’s dance (that IS a thing, right? I mean, Tom and I do it just … read on …


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NuGo Free Dark Chocolate Crunch: $1.99/Whole Foods

The “crunch” of a NuGo Free Dark Chocolate Crunch has a very stale quality, so much so that I double-checked the best-by date on the wrapper to ensure that I hadn’t bought a dud dessert. … read on …


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Nature Valley Almond Butter Biscuit

When I bite into a Nature Valley Almond Butter Biscuit, it reminds me of Lance sandwich cracker in the malt peanut butter flavor. That flavor, along with the neon orange cheese, and the cream cheese … read on …


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LaraBar Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough: $1/Kroger

Back in college at UGA, my friends and I held eye-rollingly bad theme parties pretty frequently, the standard keg-&-red-cup fair, but dressed in pajamas, pimp n’ hoes, toga, 80s, and thrift store formal. One of … read on …


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Kroger Simple Truth White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Energy Bar: $0.80/Kroger

My detective skills don’t require a magnifying glass, my sniffer (as large as it is, thanks Dad genes) or any other Scooby Doo sleuthing abilities to see that this bar is going to be Kroger’s … read on …


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Clif Organic Wild Blueberry Almond: $1.49/Kroger

Blue. All things were blue on the cloudless sky this past Tuesday morning when I went for my run. A carnage of Fourth of July leftovers littering the streets, all spotted with blue-gray splotches where … read on …


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Clif Zbar Purple Power

A huge purple building is being erected at the entrance of our neighborhood. Like Walmart huge. And I know that the purple is temporary, just whatever wall-guts until the facade goes up, but for the … read on …