Quest Apple Pie: $2.50/Publix

The pieces of apple in Quest Apple Pie surprise and delight me; they don’t taste like those cardboardey dried apple chips that god forbid, you are given while trick-or-treating or you find snuck into your … read on …


Luna Lemon Zest: $1/Kroger

I think that Luna Lemon Zest is one of their first ever flavors, and if memory serves me correct as well, it would’ve been introduced to shelves around 1999. I was working at Planet Smoothie … read on …


Clif Almond Chocolate Fudge: $1/Kroger

Cough … water … cough … water. Clif Chocolate Almond Fudge is the driest bar I’ve ever had. It tastes more like coconut to me than anything else, followed by almond, and in a distant … read on …


Zone Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough: $3.99/Box of 5/Kroger

In all fairness, a box of 5 is usually $4.99, but they were part of a Kroger sale, so I didn’t mind committing to more than one of a new flavor. I’ve had my eye … read on …


Quaker Chewy Caramel Apple: $5/Box of 8/Kroger

There’s really nothing “nutritious” about these been-around-forever bars. It’s pretty terrific how low-cal they are, but their ingredient list isn’t so great. I’ve always been partial to the classic Oatmeal Raisin, but when I saw … read on …


Luna Blueberry Bliss: $1/Kroger

I’ve been putting off trying this flavor of Luna bar for an icky-ish reason. OK, so you know when you have a bad belly reaction to a food or a smell and from there on … read on …


Gatorade Cookies & Cream: $0.83/Publix

Clearance impulse table buy for 83 cents! This Gatorade Whey Protein Cookies & Cream bar is HUGE and DENSE. It’s like a black hole’s density or weight or volume or mass (I don’t know, Joanna’s … read on …


LaraBar Banana Bread: $1/Publix

In zee trash with you, Lara! Begone bland banana! I would rather eat an unripened banana than this, and I am obsessively-particular about the brown-ness of my bananas. So much so that I have a … read on …


FiberOne Caramel Sea Salt: $3.99/Box of 6/Target

I rarely scope the food aisles at Target as I’m too often seduced by the siren’s call of the shoes, video games and lip glosses. On a particularly rainy and restless Saturday morning, Joanna and … read on …


Pure Protein Chocolate Deluxe: $1.49/Kroger

Looking at this bar reminds me that we have a plumber scheduled to show up at some point today b/t 12 and 5 (such a generous window of ETA) to look at our toilet. And … read on …