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Clif Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch: $1/CVS

“It doesn’t look yummy, but it tastes delicious” – the words of Joanna as she takes a bite of a Clif Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch. And her wise words are right – it looks like … read on …


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Nature Valley Crunchy Oats & Dark Chocolate: Kroger/Box of 12/$3.99

Every bite releases a spray of crumbs! This Nature Valley Crunchy Oats & Dark Chocolate is the first of theirs to disappoint me. I’ll take the original Oats and Honey over this one any day … read on …


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Clif Kit’s Organic Lemon Vanilla + Chia Seeds: $1.99/Whole Foods

Having just come out of the Easter weekend not long ago, lemon and vanilla seem like a lovely Spring, Easter-ey combination of flavors to try, and all the better that I’m on the Choo-choo-chia seed … read on …


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Zone Perfectly Simple Oatmeal Chocolate Chip: $0.50/Kroger

Only 10 ingredients, and of that list, I can pronounce and probably use those (or have used in the past) in the kitchen. I can work with that, Zone! Plus, it tastes way better than … read on …


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Kashi Soft-baked Cherry Vanilla: $3.99/Box of 6/Kroger

A Kashi Cherry Vanilla smells like childhood lip gloss, or a My Little Pony bakery. I love the ribbon of filling running vertically down the center, as well as when you bite into it, the … read on …


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NuGo Dark Chocolate Pretzel Sea Salt: $1.99/Whole Foods

Woah, this is a BIG bar. Wow, that dark chocolate is RICH. Waaah, the “guts” of the bar are more like a bowl of Rice Krispies that sat out on the counter overnight. I don’t … read on …


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Luna Vanilla Almond: $0.98/Walmart

Yum, yum, yum what else can I say. The vanilla isn’t that artificial extract-ey taste; it’s actually close to vanilla bean goodness, and the almond pieces are nicely distributed throughout the Luna oat-middle. I really … read on …


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Clif Zbar Chocolate Chip: $0.69/Kroger

Just like a dude can eat a Luna bar w/o sprouting boobs, I can eat a Z-bar w/o … my boobs going concave. Eh, I’m still breast-feeding my baby so my ta-tas are in no … read on …


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Pure Organic Chocolate Brownie: $1.99/Whole Foods

First off, the list of ingredients needs to be applauded – a soft bar, w/ no fudgy outer layer, and it only has 7 things in it, all of which I can pronounce and not … read on …