Publix Premium Peanut Butter & Dark Chocolate

Now I’m not sure if it’s fair to be trying out store-brand bars, but Publix is a widely-enough recognized store that I figure it’s OK. The packaging resembles that of Kind Bars with 1/3 of … read on …


Kashi Cherry Dark Chocolate

While the Greek gods may not have drank cherry-infused libations, the dark chocolate and cherry polka dots in a Kashi Cherry Dark Chocolate bar still remind me of dominoes or dice, hence the “Roll the … read on …


FitJoy Mint Chocolate Chip: $1.99/Publix

While on our annual Kiawah trip, I didn’t get a chance to jog once because I had to work everyday, except one, while we were there. Tough to complain about “work” when you’re doing it … read on …


Special K Protein Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter: $2.99/Box of 5/CVS

Eating a Special K Protein Chocolate Peanut Butter is like chewing through the end of a pencil, not the bubblegum pink eraser nub, but the wood, nervous about filling in the multiple choice scantron and … read on …


ProMax Cookies & Cream: $1.99/Publix

Rectangle Food took a very long break, not from eating bars or doodling, but from undue added stress on my peepers, as I feel like work has me staring at my computer screen so frequently … read on …


No Cow Chocolate Banana Bread: $2/GNC

Mornings are becoming earlier, blearier, and grumpier. We’re far from a night-owl house, but before there’s enough a touch of color in the sky, Louise recently has taken to wiggling and chatting with stuffed animals, … read on …


Skinny Girl Lemon Swirl: $1.49/Kroger

Rang in the New Year drinking some lemon spiked bubble water carbonated can thing that was shoved into my hand upon arrival to a festive (and thankfully kid-friendly) party. Men in tuxes and their wives … read on …


Bobo’s Oat Bar Maple Pecan: $3.99/Higher Grounds

A belated rectangular Christmas greeting. I had a restful holiday week at my parents with such rectangular activities as holding rectangular cards playing Gin Rummy with my Dad (I kindly let him beat me a … read on …


Oh Yeah! One Cookies & Cream: $1.20/Publix

White rectangles lighting up drowsy faces as seen through foggy glass rectangles framed in yellow. My morning jog had me passing four counties’ worth of school buses between 5:45 and 6:30 a.m. this morning, and … read on …


Belvita Cranberry Orange: $3.49/Box of 5/Kroger

I make a wicked cranberry salsa for the holidays that has cilantro, roasted pineapples and onions, with lime and orange juice. I wouldn’t eat it any other time of the year because every fruity/sweet/smoky/tart bite … read on …