Luna Protein Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough: $1/Kroger

Sup, I’m going to drop some sad rectangle nostalgia. I never want to be told that I have to “fast” nor that I’m “fast”, unless I’m, I don’t know, playing tag or trying to dodge … read on …

Luna Cinnamon Almond Swirl: $1/Kroger

Nothing against organized religion, ranging from small-town churches where basements host BINGO covered-dish nights and everybody knows each other by the flower-festooned hats on her head, to mega-mall churches with jumbotron screens and social media … read on …

Luna Dark Chocolate Mocha Almond: $1/Kroger

Eep, did my peepers deceive me when I crouched in the bar aisle in Kroger and see capital letters announcing “New Flavor!” on a Luna bar package? I mean, I’ve never had my eyes checked … read on …

Luna Protein Mint Chocolate Chip: Kroger/$1

Minty tastes are evocative of all kinds of things. A handful of starlight mints snatched from a complimentary bowl at the hostess stand as one departs a restaurant. A drippy ice cream cone w/ a … read on …

Luna Dark Chocolate Hazelnut: $1/Kroger

Thar’s gold in dem dar hills, GOLD I tells you, GOLD! I came so close to doing the 1920’s gold prospector’s dance (that IS a thing, right? I mean, Tom and I do it just … read on …

Luna Chocolate Dipped Coconut: $0.89/Kroger

Not sure why Luna bars were so crazy inexpensive at Kroger this week, but I scooped up a handful and was surprised to find that I hadn’t had Luna Chocolate Dipped Coconut before. It’s another … read on …

Luna Honey Salted Peanut: $1/Kroger

“70% organic” and “New recipe!” are the two things on the label of Luna’s Honey Salted Peanut that grabbed my eye b/c I’m pretty sure that I’ve eaten this flavor b4, but now the recipe … read on …

Luna Peanut Butter Cookie: $1/Kroger

Did you ever have a job when you were younger and regardless of what your job situation is now, if there was any way that you could go back to working there, you would? I … read on …

Luna Lemon Zest: $1/Kroger

I think that Luna Lemon Zest is one of their first ever flavors, and if memory serves me correct as well, it would’ve been introduced to shelves around 1999. I was working at Planet Smoothie … read on …

Luna Blueberry Bliss: $1/Kroger

I’ve been putting off trying this flavor of Luna bar for an icky-ish reason. OK, so you know when you have a bad belly reaction to a food or a smell and from there on … read on …