Clif Berry Pomegranate Chia: $1/QT

One of my friends also had a tough 2017, and casually mentioned us sneaking away for a girls’ weekend to her Mom’s cabin in the north Georgia mountains. I’m not going to pester her about … read on …


Quaker Chewy Smores: $1.99/Qty. 8/Walmart

It’s not often that I prefer a generic brand food product to the real thing, and I mean really-really like the store-brand one better than the name-brand one. The one that comes to mind first … read on …


Luna Protein Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough: $1/Kroger

Sup, I’m going to drop some sad rectangle nostalgia. I never want to be told that I have to “fast” nor that I’m “fast”, unless I’m, I don’t know, playing tag or trying to dodge … read on …


Skinny Girl Lemon Swirl: $1.49/Kroger

Rang in the New Year drinking some lemon spiked bubble water carbonated can thing that was shoved into my hand upon arrival to a festive (and thankfully kid-friendly) party. Men in tuxes and their wives … read on …


Bobo’s Oat Bar Maple Pecan: $3.99/Higher Grounds

A belated rectangular Christmas greeting. I had a restful holiday week at my parents with such rectangular activities as holding rectangular cards playing Gin Rummy with my Dad (I kindly let him beat me a … read on …


LaraBar Spinach Apple: $1/Kroger

Another delayed Christmas greeting, but a LaraBar Fruit+Green Strawberry Spinach Cashew seemed like an appropriate holiday bar to eat during my visit with my parents, based on the festive red and green wrapper. All the … read on …


Oh Yeah! One Cookies & Cream: $1.20/Publix

White rectangles lighting up drowsy faces as seen through foggy glass rectangles framed in yellow. My morning jog had me passing four counties’ worth of school buses between 5:45 and 6:30 a.m. this morning, and … read on …


Belvita Cranberry Orange: $3.49/Box of 5/Kroger

I make a wicked cranberry salsa for the holidays that has cilantro, roasted pineapples and onions, with lime and orange juice. I wouldn’t eat it any other time of the year because every fruity/sweet/smoky/tart bite … read on …


Think Thin Superfruit Chocolate Pomegranate Cherry: $1.99/Kroger

Pomegranate arils are so stainy that I’ve considered using my blood-red fingers to swipe through the gray “unicorn horns” that are sprouting prematurely from my scalp to give them a nice magenta hue.  I could … read on …


Plum Organics Jammy Sammy Grape: $4.99/Box of 5/Publix

Grape so seldom makes its way into the flavor spectrum of bars, maybe because its overly-purple, sweet and artificial taste evokes a smashed peanut butter and jelly sandwich found in the bottom of a crumpled … read on …