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think Thin Brownie Crunch: $1.49/Kroger

I am an AAFF. Airport Anxious ‘Fraidy Flyer. I’m not scared of airplanes, it’s the actual travel and navigating airports that makes my skin crawl. Am I early enough, am I too early, do I … read on …


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think Thin Protein Maple Almond: $1.49/Kroger

Let’s start with my doodle: “There’s an ol’ say’n out on the bayou, that ‘CHOMP’”, or if we’re properly quoting The Simpsons, it’s actually “Wheee!”, uttered by Ralph Wiggum when he is being thrown to … read on …


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Kroger Crunchy Granola Peanut Butter: Box of 6/$1.99

My morning jog awarded me a view of what I thought was one freakishly large cat stretched in the middle of the street, and as I neared it and a pool of light from the … read on …


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No Cow Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip: $2.99/GNC

Some people’s sniffers respond to smell in such a way to quell stress, evoke childhood memories, increase libido, conjure nostalgia, increase energy or what-have-you. Essential oils are being dribbled into necklace pendants and bracelet charms … read on …


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Curate Kids Dark Chocolate Banana: Target/Box of 5/$4.49

Only 4 things. Quatre choses simples. I chuckled w/ a spunky old broad in the parking lot about how when one shops at Target it’ssmarter to use a basket or simply your hands when you … read on …


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Awake Dark Chocolate Caramel: $5.99/Box of 5/Walmart

Hoooooo Hoooooo who in their right mind really needs their food to contain caffeine. It’s a pot brownie’s perky opposite. And the wide-eyed owl on the wrapper has peepers that imply an executive’s “go and … read on …


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Atkins Lift Salted Caramel: $0.00/Kroger

When I think of the word “lift”, I immediately imagine glossy catalogue pages promising your chest lift, plunge, definition, cleavage, and all the other boobjatives that are Photoshopped onto the model wearing an overpriced piece … read on …


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Bobo’s Oat Bars Apple Pie: $2.99/Higher Grounds

Bobo’s Oat Bars, I couldn’t stay away. Meat Mountain, I don’t think I’m ready to try to conquer you again. I’m at Higher Grounds, a week after my triumph over Andre the Giant, creepy and … read on …


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Gatorade Fuel Oatmeal Raisin: $0.00/Kroger

I love surprise misspellings. In this case, I just ate a “Gatorage” bar. Which is how I imagine Go Dawgs’ fans feel when Georgia Tech wins a sporting event? I don’t know sports. If a … read on …


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Bobo’s Oat Bars Cinnamon Raisin: $2.99/Higher Grounds

My morning run rewarded me with what I can only describe as a Cheeseburger Sunrise as I neared my 5 mile goal. The clouds were striated in such a way that the remaining twilight poofiness … read on …