Ansi Cheesecake Chocolate Peanut Butter: $1.99/Whole Foods

Ansi Cheesecake Chocolate Peanut Butter bar is so dense it leaves pronounced teeth bite marks just like the mold that you bite into at orthodonist or dentist (do they still use those?) for marking your … read on …


Oh Yeah! One Peanut Butter Pie: $2/GNC

My air conditioner was recently repaired and it’s kicking on and off with cool air bursts, and yet yesterday heralded in an early morning bite in the air resulting in everybody smiling a little broader … read on …


Kellog Pastry Crisp Blueberry: $2.99/Box of 5/Kroger

My conversational French is pitiful, tres mal. On occasion, I’ll put on something in French on Netflix without the subtitles and can squeak by, but for the most part, my knowledge of the French language … read on …


NuGo Slim Crunchy Peanut Butter: $1.99/RaceTrac

I want to eat at every new place that opens up so I can be the first to write a new review on Yelp. I derive a competitive pleasure from receiving the “First to Review” … read on …


Brookside Blueberry Dark Chocolate Acai: $1.99/CVS

Not long ago, I was aburst with a new job opportunity joy and despite my car warning me of “required maintenance” based on the 535 miles that I put on the sweet gal driving to … read on …


Clif Zbar Filled Chocolate Peanut Butter: $2.99/Box of 5/Kroger

Lately I’ve been combing Netflix for stand-up comedians, not having any nearby clubs or venues where I can go to comedy shows. (Although the girls occasionally provide much comic relief for me in their daily … read on …


Curate Quinoa Apricot Lemon: $1.99/Kroger

Even if I am red-cheeked, wild-eyed, dripping in sweat, and swaying from exhaustion, I still like greeting everybody who I pass on the sidewalk when I’m running in the morning. If you have headphones on … read on …


Lara Bar Cinnamon Roll: $1/Kroger

I love candles that smell like baked goods. Like I’m totally faking out the air in my house to trick nostrils into sniffing sugar-laced treats rising buoyantly in the oven, dusted in spices, making little … read on …


Nutrigrain Soft-baked Strawberry: $3.88/Box of 16/Walmart

I can’t even think of how old these are; no, my box isn’t old and stale, although I should check the date on some of the bars that I’ve ordered online because I’ve been shipping … read on …


Quaker Breakfast Flat Banana Nut: $3.49/Box of 5/Publix

On a walk this morning, I was treated with a most humorous experience in the form of a brzzzzting approaching motorcycle behind me on the picturesque tree-lined cul-de-sac of a neighboring neighborhood. I hopped the … read on …